{
  "name": "Portfolio Roast",
  "symbol": "ROAST",
  "description": "Roasts your wallet or positions with unfiltered, unapologetic commentary. You're down 80% and still holding? We'll say it to your face! Whether you've fallen for memecoins, got caught with your pants down on leverage, or paper-handed blue chips at the worst possible time, Portfolio Roast has something savage to say. Features include hilarious and brutal breakdowns, personality-driven degen humor, and sharp insights with zero empathy—because someone has to keep it real. Not financial advice—just pure REKT energy. Shareable screenshots let you own your pain (or flex your gains). Honest, relentless, and absolutely merciless: get roasted or go home.",
  "image": "https://static-create.jup.ag/images/GnBzZRhFd4y9eTCawPDuu7DGpijjnxG3o2WALUmQswrm"
}